Bios: Terry Biggs

Real Name: Terrance Martin Biggs

Born: Bronx, NY.

Occupation: Unemployed stand up comedian

Job that pays the bills: LAPD Homicide Detective

Favorite team: New York Yankees

Favorite food: Lasagna the way Marilyn makes it, Ben and Jerry’s Coffee Heath Bar Crunch, anything at Yankee Stadium when the Yanks are winning

Favorite drink: Yoo hoo, Budweiser

Favorite Movies: High Noon, Bullitt, 12 Angry Men, High and The Mighty, The Great Escape, Dog Day Afternoon, Wuthering Heights (ha, just kidding about that one)

Heroes: Abe Lincoln, Jimmy Carter, Mattie Stepanek

Favorite TV: The Sopranos, Criminal Minds, The Unit, Antiques Roadshow (really)

Favorite Comedians: Jerry Seinfeld, Ellen DeGeneres, Groucho Marx, Johnny Carson

Favorite Singers: Mary Gauthier, Bobby Bare, Modern Man, John Denver, Randy Newman, 88 Skulls

Hobbies: Hiking, reading, watching old movies

Best places I ever went on vacation: Guanahani Hotel in St. Bart’s, Jasper Park Lodge in Jasper, Alberta, Mount Desert Island, Maine

Worst place I ever went on vacation: The Boulders Resort in Carefree Arizona

Dislikes: People who prey on kids, runny eggs, Boston Red Sox, cell phones, Viagra commercials.

Favorite quote this week: You don't pay for them to sleep with you. You pay them to leave. -- Charlie Sheen