Once upon a time I blogged. I posted 87 of them over a two-year period, which in my mind didn’t qualify me as much of a blogger. So I quit blogging to devote all my energies to whatever the hell it is I do when I’m not blogging.
But according to Rule XXIV, Section D of The Official Internet Code established at the International Cyberspace Convention (The Hague, 1997) bloggers who litter the blogosphere with used blogs will be flogged. So I am obligated to leave them right here where they were conceived.
If you have absolutely nothing better to do with your life, feel free to read them. But ask yourself this — if they were any good, would they be free?
December 2010
- DEAR SANTA...
November 2010
- POT LUCK DINNER AT THE FIREHOUSE, AND WE CAST THE TV PILOT.
October 2010
- WOUNDED KNEE, THE SEQUEL
September 2010
- Q&A ABOUT L&B
- LOMAX & BIGGS & LIONSGATE & TNT
August 2010
- IN LOVING MEMORY OF JOE DRABYAK, 1950 — 2010
- REPORT FROM THE PASSENGER’S SEAT
- THE MOST DIFFICULT JOB IN THE WORLD (FOR ME)
- I’M BACK. MINUS AN ORGAN.
July 2010
- KYLE WARREN: A DIFFERENT BREED OF MAN
- THE OTHER F-WORD.
June 2010
- HEY, SCOTT — YOU LEFT OUT THE PART WHERE I TURN WATER INTO WINE.
- I’M LEAVING MY WIFE FOR ANOTHER WOMAN.
- LOOK MOM, I’M A KINDLE COMBO.
- ESTHER SCHINDLER SAYS CUT, PASTE, KILL IS “PERFECT SUMMER READING.” AND SUMMER STARTS IN 2 WEEKS.
- MY 15 MINUTES OF LAME
May 2010
- THERE MUST HAVE BEEN A SHORTAGE OF POTLUCK DINNERS
April 2010
- AND THE WINNERS ARE…
- I don’t believe in reviews. Unless they’re as good as this one.
March 2010
- YOU’RE NOT THE ONLY ONE WAITING FOR ME.
- THE DAY I WOUND UP IN THE LA MORGUE: A TRUE STORY
February 2010
- WHAT I DIDN’T KNOW ABOUT SCRAPBOOKING COULD FILL A BOOK
- I’VE GOT A NEW BOOK IN THE OVEN.
- AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE FROM MARSHALL’S BLOG EDITOR
January 2010
- KEEPING ME HONEST
- SO, LAST JULY I GOT A PHONE CALL FROM JAMES PATTERSON…
- JUST LOOKING, MY MOVIEMAKING TRIUMPH
- YOU SHOW ME YOURS. I’LL SHOW YOU MINE.
- THE APPLE DOESN’T FALL FAR FROM THE TREE
December 2009
- MARSHALL’S 2009 FACEBOOK CLIP SHOW
- DEAR SANTA...
- ROUGIE'S BIG RACE
- I’VE BEEN TRYING TO THINK OF A WAY TO WORK RANDY ROHN INTO THE CONVERSATION.
November 2009
- CYBER MONDAY? DON’T THEY MEAN FAT MONDAY?
- THANK YOU FOR SUPPORTING MY LIFE OF CRIME
- A LITTLE SONG, A LITTLE DANCE, A LITTLE SELTZER DOWN YOUR PANTS
- ON BEHALF OF A GRATEFUL NATION…
- 40 YEARS AGO TODAY…
- ELECTILE DYSFUNCTION
October 2009
- LAST WEEK I WENT BACK TO HIGH SCHOOL
- NOTE IN A BOTTLE
- ME, UNPLUGGED
- SIGN OF THE TIMES
September 2009
- HEY DUMBO, YOU NEVER REALLY NEEDED THAT FEATHER
- THE PILLOW WARS (CONT’D.)
- AND KIDS ARE EVEN EASIER TO TRAIN THAN PUPPIES
- SO MANY PILLOWS, SO LITTLE TIME.
- PUPPY PROGRESS
- THE BEST HUG EVER
- LIVE EVERY DAY LIKE IT’S SEPTEMBER 10.
- THE NEXT CHAPTER
July 2009
- JETT: JANUARY 1, 2000 — JULY 19, 2009
- A BOND LIKE NO OTHER
- Go F#CK YOURSELF AND CALL ME IN THE MORNING
- THE GLASS IS HALF WHAT?
- MOVE OVER, DR, PHIL. DR. MARSHALL IS HERE.
June 2009
- SO, WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF?
- MARSHALL AND THE OTHER REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY
- THIS JUST IN — MADONNA ADOPTS ANOTHER KID
- HOW MY FEET LOST THEIR VIRGINITY
- MY BIRTHDAY TRADITION: A RANDOM ACT OF KINDNESS
- HOW I WRITE — PART 1: CHARACTER BIBLES
May 2009
- SO YOU WANT TO WRITE A BOOK
- WHAT’S THAT MOUSE DOING IN MY DOG’S WATER BOWL?
- YOU CAN STOP LOOKING FOR ME
April 2009
- I MET THE GIRL OF MY DREAMS AT THE CHESTER COUNTY BOOK AND MUSIC COMPANY.
- I SEEM TO HAVE ADOPTED A FAMILY
- THE GUY WHO JUST REVIEWED MY NEW BOOK SOUNDS LIKE HE’S STILL IN HIGH SCHOOL.
- The ANSWER IS “SURPRISE ME.” AND THE WINNER IS…
March 2009
- WIN A SIGNED COPY OF FLIPPING OUT: WHEN I WORKED FOR JAMES PATTERSON, WHAT DID THE SIGN ON HIS OFFICE DOOR SAY?
- WRITERS HELPING OTHER WRITERS
- Flipping Out: The First 5 Chapters
February 2009
- Q: SO MARSHALL, TELL US ABOUT YOUR NEW BOOK, FLIPPING OUT.
- AND THE WINNER IN THE WHY I WANT TO BE A CHARACTER IN MARSHALL’S NEXT BOOK CONTEST IS...
- WHAT’S THE BIG DEAL ABOUT BEING A CHARACTER IN SOME GUY’S BOOK?
- DAMN, IT'S GETTING HARDER AND HARDER TO BE HUMBLE.
January 2009
- TAKE MY WIFE — PLEASE.
- MY NAME IS MARSHALL KARP, AND I APPROVE THIS MESS.
- MARSHALL’S DOG JETT REVIEWS HIS LATEST BOOK, FLIPPING OUT
- BAD NEWS FOR AUTHORS
- DONALD WESTLAKE 1933 — 2008
December 2008
- LETTERS FROM MY PAST.
- MARSHALL'S LETTER TO SANTA
- AT TIME-WARNER, WE'RE NOT SATISFIED TILL YOU'RE NOT SATISFIED.
- &#*@★€% AND OTHER BAD WORDS.
- THE CASE OF THE MISSING MYSTERY WRITER
- APPARENTLY, I DON’T HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT
