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BLOGS GONE BY
Once upon a time I blogged. I posted 87 of them over a two-year period, which in my mind didn’t qualify me as much of a blogger. So I quit blogging to devote all my energies to whatever the hell it is I do when I’m not blogging.

But according to Rule XXIV, Section D of The Official Internet Code established at the International Cyberspace Convention (The Hague, 1997) bloggers who litter the blogosphere with used blogs will be flogged. So I am obligated to leave them right here where they were conceived.

If you have absolutely nothing better to do with your life, feel free to read them. But ask yourself this — if they were any good, would they be free?

December 2010
- DEAR SANTA...

November 2010
- POT LUCK DINNER AT THE FIREHOUSE, AND WE CAST THE TV PILOT.

October 2010
- WOUNDED KNEE, THE SEQUEL

September 2010
- Q&A ABOUT L&B

- LOMAX & BIGGS & LIONSGATE & TNT

August 2010
- IN LOVING MEMORY OF JOE DRABYAK, 1950 — 2010

- REPORT FROM THE PASSENGER’S SEAT

- THE MOST DIFFICULT JOB IN THE WORLD (FOR ME)

- I’M BACK. MINUS AN ORGAN.

July 2010
- KYLE WARREN: A DIFFERENT BREED OF MAN

- THE OTHER F-WORD.

June 2010
- HEY, SCOTT — YOU LEFT OUT THE PART WHERE I TURN WATER INTO WINE.

- I’M LEAVING MY WIFE FOR ANOTHER WOMAN.

- LOOK MOM, I’M A KINDLE COMBO.

- ESTHER SCHINDLER SAYS CUT, PASTE, KILL IS “PERFECT SUMMER READING.” AND SUMMER STARTS IN 2 WEEKS.

- MY 15 MINUTES OF LAME

May 2010
- THERE MUST HAVE BEEN A SHORTAGE OF POTLUCK DINNERS

April 2010
- AND THE WINNERS ARE…

- I don’t believe in reviews. Unless they’re as good as this one.

March 2010
- YOU’RE NOT THE ONLY ONE WAITING FOR ME.

- THE DAY I WOUND UP IN THE LA MORGUE: A TRUE STORY

February 2010
- WHAT I DIDN’T KNOW ABOUT SCRAPBOOKING COULD FILL A BOOK

- I’VE GOT A NEW BOOK IN THE OVEN.

- AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE FROM MARSHALL’S BLOG EDITOR

January 2010
- KEEPING ME HONEST

- SO, LAST JULY I GOT A PHONE CALL FROM JAMES PATTERSON…

- JUST LOOKING, MY MOVIEMAKING TRIUMPH

- YOU SHOW ME YOURS. I’LL SHOW YOU MINE.

- THE APPLE DOESN’T FALL FAR FROM THE TREE

December 2009
- MARSHALL’S 2009 FACEBOOK CLIP SHOW

- DEAR SANTA...

- ROUGIE'S BIG RACE

- I’VE BEEN TRYING TO THINK OF A WAY TO WORK RANDY ROHN INTO THE CONVERSATION.

November 2009
- CYBER MONDAY? DON’T THEY MEAN FAT MONDAY?

- THANK YOU FOR SUPPORTING MY LIFE OF CRIME

- A LITTLE SONG, A LITTLE DANCE, A LITTLE SELTZER DOWN YOUR PANTS

- ON BEHALF OF A GRATEFUL NATION…

- 40 YEARS AGO TODAY…

- ELECTILE DYSFUNCTION

October 2009
- LAST WEEK I WENT BACK TO HIGH SCHOOL

- NOTE IN A BOTTLE

- ME, UNPLUGGED

- SIGN OF THE TIMES

September 2009
- HEY DUMBO, YOU NEVER REALLY NEEDED THAT FEATHER

- THE PILLOW WARS (CONT’D.)

- AND KIDS ARE EVEN EASIER TO TRAIN THAN PUPPIES

- SO MANY PILLOWS, SO LITTLE TIME.

- PUPPY PROGRESS

- THE BEST HUG EVER

- LIVE EVERY DAY LIKE IT’S SEPTEMBER 10.

- THE NEXT CHAPTER

July 2009
- JETT: JANUARY 1, 2000 — JULY 19, 2009

- A BOND LIKE NO OTHER

- Go F#CK YOURSELF AND CALL ME IN THE MORNING

- THE GLASS IS HALF WHAT?

- MOVE OVER, DR, PHIL. DR. MARSHALL IS HERE.

June 2009
- SO, WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF?

- MARSHALL AND THE OTHER REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY

- THIS JUST IN — MADONNA ADOPTS ANOTHER KID

- HOW MY FEET LOST THEIR VIRGINITY

- MY BIRTHDAY TRADITION: A RANDOM ACT OF KINDNESS

- HOW I WRITE — PART 1: CHARACTER BIBLES

May 2009
- SO YOU WANT TO WRITE A BOOK

- WHAT’S THAT MOUSE DOING IN MY DOG’S WATER BOWL?

- YOU CAN STOP LOOKING FOR ME

April 2009
- I MET THE GIRL OF MY DREAMS AT THE CHESTER COUNTY BOOK AND MUSIC COMPANY.

- I SEEM TO HAVE ADOPTED A FAMILY

- THE GUY WHO JUST REVIEWED MY NEW BOOK SOUNDS LIKE HE’S STILL IN HIGH SCHOOL.

- The ANSWER IS “SURPRISE ME.” AND THE WINNER IS…

March 2009
- WIN A SIGNED COPY OF FLIPPING OUT: WHEN I WORKED FOR JAMES PATTERSON, WHAT DID THE SIGN ON HIS OFFICE DOOR SAY?

- WRITERS HELPING OTHER WRITERS

- Flipping Out: The First 5 Chapters

February 2009
- Q: SO MARSHALL, TELL US ABOUT YOUR NEW BOOK, FLIPPING OUT.

- AND THE WINNER IN THE WHY I WANT TO BE A CHARACTER IN MARSHALL’S NEXT BOOK CONTEST IS...

- WHAT’S THE BIG DEAL ABOUT BEING A CHARACTER IN SOME GUY’S BOOK?

- DAMN, IT'S GETTING HARDER AND HARDER TO BE HUMBLE.

January 2009
- TAKE MY WIFE — PLEASE.

- MY NAME IS MARSHALL KARP, AND I APPROVE THIS MESS.

- MARSHALL’S DOG JETT REVIEWS HIS LATEST BOOK, FLIPPING OUT

- BAD NEWS FOR AUTHORS

- DONALD WESTLAKE 1933 — 2008

December 2008
- LETTERS FROM MY PAST.

- MARSHALL'S LETTER TO SANTA

- AT TIME-WARNER, WE'RE NOT SATISFIED TILL YOU'RE NOT SATISFIED.

- &#*@★€% AND OTHER BAD WORDS.

- THE CASE OF THE MISSING MYSTERY WRITER

- APPARENTLY, I DON’T HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT